and she's into literature

So true…


So true…


WHAT DID I JUST WATCH - Vine by Gio Volpe

I laughed way too long and way too hard at this.


'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me


A glass of White Zinfandel with baked, aged cheddar.

Fried portobello mushroom toped with beef, yellow/red peppers, water chestnuts, and yellow onion in a teriyaki glaze.

A bowl of cabbage, spinach and rice noodles in a beef broth.

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower


The idea of being a mother frightens me, but the idea of not being a mother terrifies me





Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.


what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired




Editorial de Jóia by Guto Esteves




srsly though why is fruit so expensive like I want some strawberries not the tears of jesus

Charade (1963)


Surreal Photos of A Frozen Venice

Art director Robert Jahns has created a series of surrealistic photos of Venice by combining photos of Italy by Luis Manuel Osorio Fernando with photos of frozen lakes in Russia by Daniel Kordan. Robert Jahns wanted to show how the Venice Canal would look like if it was frozen by the winter.