Making faces to your friend across the room..and the teacher catches you… - Vine by Jerry Purpdrank
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
Because of your choice to order 3 dozen bagels for tomorrow morning after 3:00 this afternoon, I get to be told by more than 4 different people that I’m doing my job wrong because I have to make more dough during the week than usual and it puts me on overtime. I make my calculations and I plan for the rest of the week. It’s late orders like this that fuck everything up and make my job more stressful than it needs to be. Be considerate when placing big orders. You never know whose whole day you’ll fuck over.
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-
This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.
It’s still hillarious.